welcome to the secret part of our site. if you found this, well done! i (ollie, the site's other programmer) have hidden this part of the site from our regular viewers! i've enjoyed working on this site, and i hope you enjoyed finding this part of it, as well as admiring my hours of work. shout out to noah too. he did the original index.html for the site. i just,,, did the rest.
this site's a fuckin spaghetti code mess.
but i love it.
and now, a couple of messages, from yours truely.
i love you so fucking much, holy shit. i can't believe you're mine, and i wanna spend forever with you. i never thought i'd be so lucky to have someone like you, and there isn't a second where you aren't in my head. i want the world to know how happy you make me. i love you so much.
-with love from your partner in crime. <3